"Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’"

� John Mulaney (via spookymoonparty)

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Utagawa Kuniyoshi

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charredasperity:

combyourgamzeedaily:

radg1rlpyrope:

justsaynope:

acid-pikachu:

starbucksfag:

thefreshprinceeffect:

splendidly-english:

more painful than any bullet

Satan’s handgun.

have mercy 

WHAT KIND OF terrible person would create this

I want it.

i literally screamed “OH NO.”

my teacher had one of those… he’d shoot sleeping students

step it up

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I’ll tumblr again eventually

Ayy Deuce #Sweg

Commute.